Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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