Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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