Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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