Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
That's how pantless uber rides happen
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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