I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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