It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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