She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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