just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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