between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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