He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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