That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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