We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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