this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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