we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
