i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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