did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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