Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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