Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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