I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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