Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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