Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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