was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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