Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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