im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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