I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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