so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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