Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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