I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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