But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
