Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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