found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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