butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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