Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Houston, we have a squirter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize