Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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