if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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