did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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