I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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