The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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