you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
