if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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