whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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