Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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