I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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