Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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