You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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