hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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