Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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