did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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