How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think my moral compass just broke
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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