nut hugger
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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