is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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