Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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