I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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