Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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