I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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